+You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.
+things i dont need in my life:
- wasps
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube
+SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
+the best fucking vine video ever
I’ve watched this 12 times and its so funny the little lady
+have u ever accidently opened photobooth and had your natural expression staring back at you
it’s horrible








